Our Little Briefing Is Growing Up
Today — barring any last-minute hiccups — my Morning Briefing will be delivered as a separate newsletter to everyone who subscribes to the PJ Media newsletters, which you can do here. Soon, the Briefing will be a stand-alone subscription.
This is a good opportunity for me to once again thank all of you who join me here every day. I’m trying to do something different here, and I appreciate having readers who get that. It may get weirder going forward, but I’ll make sure it’s the kind of weird everyone likes.
Gramps Ain’t Playin’
Despite the fact that he has been a fundraising machine and firmly in second place throughout this Democratic run to the 2020 presidential nomination, Bernie Sanders has been little more than the commie curiosity who no one really thought would knock off Joe Biden.
Now that there is a very real possibility that Bernie could win the first two nominating contests it’s worth pondering the consequences of this loon getting any more power.
I know, most of you are probably in agreement with me that a Sanders nomination would practically guarantee President Trump’s re-election. I do, however, always get nervous whenever a candidate with consistent fundraising power just hangs around. It’s best not to get too cocky when the one who may blindside you is from a fringe that would unravel the fabric of the Republic.
It’s very telling that Sanders is so far left that even 2020 Democrats think he’s out there. Our very own VodkaPundit chronicled the agita that Bernie gives the Dem Establishment.
Sanders has now given us a glimpse of what a nightmare he would be if given the reins to the Executive Branch.
Bernie’s fascist, authoritarian bent is, of course, part and parcel of the commie way he so fancies. He will need to get everything done via executive action because most of America won’t be encouraging their representatives to travel down his path.
What’s most disturbing is Sanders’ dismissiveness of the Legislative Branch. It’s as if he wants it gone entirely, which is not unusual for those leaning to the commie side of things.
He doesn’t want to be President Sanders, he wants to be Supreme Leader Sanders.
And he’s getting a little too close to making it happen.
A Word From the Satire Portion of the Briefing
Yes, we are all fans of the Babylon Bee here, but there are other satirical sites out there doing good work. In the interest of mixing things up and keeping them fresh, I’m going to begin a rotation with tweets from the Bee, The Onion, and Reductress. It’ll be fun, I promise.
Stop the Species
Still not tired of all the #WINNING: Trump Turns Mexico Into a Willing Partner to Help Deal With Border Issues
[WATCH] Nitwits on ‘The View’ Try to Argue Constitutional Law With Alan Dershowitz
Tapper is a hack. Still. Jake Tapper Gets Owned on Twitter for Stupid Tweet About Whistleblower
Her liver must be crying “¡No más!” 24/7 now. Pelosi Says Trump Can’t Be Acquitted Because the Senate Trial Isn’t a Trial, or Something
VodkaPundit: Forget the Map: Biden Can’t Locate Ukraine in His Mind
Kobe Bryant’s Widow Breaks Silence to Announce Fund to Help Other Victims
Trump Administration Will Allow Medicaid Block Grants Giving States More Flexibility in Health Care Spending
Schiff ‘Bribery’ Charges on Senate Floor Would Result in Immediate Mistrial in a Real Court, Experts Say
Today’s Democrat Shiny Object: Trump’s Accuser Is Back and She Wants the President’s DNA
WATCH: Chief Justice Roberts Reads an Absurd Question From Sen. Warren Questioning His Own Legitimacy
Identity politics stupidity will kill us quicker than any virus: CNN Calls Out U.S. Coronavirus Task Force for… Lack of Diversity?
Schiff Throws Tantrum Over His Staff Getting ‘Smeared’ by Reports on the ‘Whistleblower’
Treacher: We’re the Media’s Editors Now, and They Hate It
Bible Holds Solutions to Worldwide Trust Crisis, Princeton Prof Tells Davos
From the Mothership and Beyond
Not everyone is awful: Boy Designs, Sells Shoes to Fund Cancer Research After Grandma’s Diagnosis
Trump to Create Post to Focus on Human Trafficking
NJ’s New “Red Flag” Law Being Used More Than Once Per Day
Bloomberg Unveils Super Bowl Ad Focusing On Gun Control
Border Patrol Discovers Luxury 4,300 Foot Tunnel Between Tijuana and San Diego
Sekulow Does It Again, Destroys Schiff Over ‘Shady Business In Ukraine’
More Scenes From New York’s Bail Reform
Can Bernie Sanders Win The Texas Democrat Primary?
I call this dance the “Fauxcahontas Fade Flail” Elizabeth Warren: A Young Trans Person Will Have Veto Power Over My Choice For Secretary Of Education
Dear Diary: CNN’s Jim Acosta seemed troubled by a number of things Trump said at his Iowa rally
Andy Richter adds ‘Heartland’ to the Handbook of Racial Code Words
Elections Have Consequences: Student Privacy Breached Under Dem Leadership in Arizona
ICYMI: Warren Endorses DA Who Dropped All Charges Against Jussie Smollett
Powerful Flashback Video: Hero Surprised By Jewish Children He Saved During the Holocaust
CBS Host on PA Focus Group: If You’re Team Trump, This Is Very Good News for You
Top 8 Reasons Trump Already Won Impeachment
Bernie. Whom Are GOP Senators Really Rooting for in Iowa?
The Kruiser Kabana
Dry cleaning is just another opportunity for the government to plant trackers on you.
PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”