Serious Business: Biden Seeks Policy Points From Former Robber/Stripper Cardi B

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You wanna know how serious the Democratic platform is in 2020? Just tune into Democratic Candidate Joe Biden’s interview with stripper/robber-turned rapper Cardi B to get a sense of it. 

In an effort to try and get some young voters to the polls this November, (something that doesn’t typically happen, no matter how many times Miley Cyrus or our rapper in question say the world is ending for young people) the former vice president spoke to Ms. B about what she wants out of an upcoming Biden presidency. 

You know the left really cares about our culture when they’re seeking advice from a young woman who admitted to drugging and robbing men in her past and whose current claim to fame is a song about her genitalia. That’s not hyperbole. Thanks, Joe, you class act.

Anyways, women’s fashion magazine Elle facilitated the webcam meeting between the two. Cardi B, an entertainer who also campaigned for Sen. Bernie Sanders, made it clear she’ll make do with Biden as long as he’s willing to embrace far left/socialist tenets, and able to get that orange man out of office.

After some obligatory opening pleasantries about their respective kids (and Joe’s grandchildren of course) Cardi had no qualms giving the former Vice President a list of her demands.

“I have a whole list of things that I want our next president to do for us. But first, I just want Trump out. His mouth gets us in trouble so much,” she began. No surprise there. The left will do anything, even electing a self-proclaimed “top cop” to the vice presidency when Black Lives Matter is their supposed priority.

B continued: “I don’t want to be lied to—we’re dealing with a pandemic right now, and I just want answers. I want to know when this will be over. I want to go back to my job. But I don’t want someone to lie to me and tell me that it’s okay not to wear a mask, that everything is going to be okay.”

Well don’t you worry, Miss B, Joe has said he will be mandating masks for you and every other American citizen. 

Then Cardi started listing all the free stuff she wanted. This was her making sure that Joe would be catering to the Bernie Sanders base of his party. “And also what I want is free Medicare. It’s important to have free [healthcare] because look what is happening right now. Of course, I think we need free college.” 

B also demanded that cops stop killing black people and getting “no justice for it.” She told the former VP, “And I want black people to stop getting killed and no justice for it. I’m tired of it. I’m sick of it. I just want laws that are fair to black citizens and that are fair for cops, too.” Well, again it’s simply not true that African American are being targeted by police officers, as it’s untrue that any cop getting away with murder is anything other than the exception. Though it’s nice she mentioned fairness for cops. 

Of course, just like any old sugar daddy, Biden said he could get Miss B all of it. He stated, “There’s no reason why we can’t have all of that. Presidents have to take responsibility.” He also mentioned that current events have made America ready for this kind of change, saying, “But right now, we’re in a position where we have an opportunity to make so much progress. The American public has had the blinders taken off.” 

Considering all that the Dems have pushed since the Spring, including draconian lockdown measures, Black Lives Matter lies, the idea of defunding the police, and tacitly supporting violence in the streets, the blinders might be coming off at Joe and Cardi’s peril. 

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