Glenn Beck joined “Stu Does America” and performed a dramatic interpretation of Lizzo’s “Where Da Hell My Phone.” Glenn and Stu Burguiere gave an in-depth analysis of Lizzo’s lyrical work of art to help America better understand life’s most profound questions.
As Glenn read the lyrics, he stopped periodically to clarify the deeper meaning behind the words Lizzo conveyed. “Listen to the talent,” Glenn said. He began reading:
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?
How I’m ‘posed to get home?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?
How I’m ‘posed to get home?
Okay, 2:15, the lights come on; where is my phone?
Looking ’round like where my phone?
Looking where my homies went
Where the hell my homies went?
Where the hell my homies went?
How I’m ‘posed to get home?
How I’m ‘posed to get home?
Walking home with my feet all sore
Glenn paused his dramatic reading to opine why he believed Lizzo was alone at 2:15 and did not have a ride home. Watch the video to hear Glenn’s analysis.
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