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“Keep our glorious Super Earth safe and do your duty by reporting ANY unpatriotic behavior to your nearest democracy officer.” The PA system rings overhead as I’m de-frosted out my pod and brought onto the deck of the SES Shield of Morality. As a competent helldiver for the Super Earth government, defending our way of
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Business tycoon Elon Musk highlighted that the illegal immigrant population in each state counts toward determining the number of seats the state has in the U.S. House of Representatives. “Most Americans are still unaware that the census counts ALL people, including illegal immigrants, for deciding how many House seats each state gets! This results in
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At this point, most people, including many liberals, acknowledge Joe Biden’s cognitive decline. Much of the mainstream media, however, continues to perpetuate the lie that Biden is cogent enough to fulfill his presidential duties. However, one MSNBC host took the idea of Biden’s competence to such an unprecedented, ridiculous level that even fellow Democrats are
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Furious online critics lashed out at a beach city in California after voters approved a ban on flags displayed at city buildings, including those related to the LGBTQ+ movement. The ballot measure changed the city’s charter to exclude flying any flag from Huntington Beach city offices except the city’s flag, the state’s flag, the U.S.
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Let’s check in on the state of American marriage. Here’s Lyz Lenz in her new new memoir-cum-polemic“This American Ex-Wife:” “In response to news of divorce, people often reply, ‘I’m sorry,.’ But I think we should say ‘congratulations.’ Congratulations for prioritizing yourself. For being brave. For the self-knowledge to know when to leave.” Husband and wife
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Democrats are so dedicated to their woke ideology that they are willing to ignore horrific rape and murder in its pursuit. Look no further than the fact that 170 Democrats voted against legislation that would require criminal illegals to be detained. Advertisement More than half of the House Democratic Caucus voted against the Laken Riley Act on
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For some inexplicable reason, liberal cities thought decriminalizing petty crime, defunding the police, and softening up the justice system would somehow lead to improvements. Well, it didn’t. While they might be surprised that their woke policies failed miserably, Sara Gonzales is certainly not shocked. On Tuesday this week, frustrated San Francisco voters “overwhelmingly voted in
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City officials in Denver, Colorado, recently sent an email to property owners, urging them to rent their homes to illegal migrants, KDVR reported Wednesday. The city is looking for alternative housing options for migrant “newcomers” after unveiling plans to close four shelters as part of a “consolidation” plan that will reportedly save Denver taxpayers $60
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Lawmakers routinely cram various earmarks into spending bills to have their allied causes and pet initiatives showered in taxpayer money. Democratic Sens. John Fetterman and Bob Casey are no different. The Pennsylvania senators supported an earmark for the William Way LGBT Community Center in Philadelphia. Specifically, they sought to flush the non-straight activist center with
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The armorer for the movie “Rust,” who was deemed responsible for the bullet that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. A jury decided that Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was indeed guilty when she loaded a live bullet into Alec Baldwin‘s Colt .45 pistol on the set of the movie. The gun was
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According to CBS’s Stephen Colbert, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders is his second-most common guest. On Tuesday, Sanders was on again as Colbert turned The Late Show into The Socialist Show as he opened the floor to Sanders to predict Donald Trump will lead to more wildfires, the erosion of women’s rights, and the reason why
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Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Dauphenza struggled to balance avocational lepidopterology with her duties as treasurer of the Peoria Tony Little Fit Fanclub.  Advertisement Now that we’re getting dialed in for our “Groundhog Day” 2024 presidential election as far as the candidates go, the Republicans can focus on what
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In a bipartisan, 339-85 vote, the House of Representatives voted to pass a spending package that conservative lawmakers staunchly opposed, sending the matter to the Senate. While Republicans hold the House majority, 207 Democrats supported the package that pertains to government funding, compared to 132 Republicans. Just 83 Republicans and two Democrats voted against the
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A Florida sheriff says that he found evidence that illegal aliens were using federal flight vouchers in order to aid human trafficking across the U.S. border during a law enforcement operation. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd applauded his deputies for arresting 228 people during a massive, multi-agency operation named “Operation March Sadness 2024.” Among those
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Having cleared the field of primary challengers, former President Donald Trump is poised to become the 2024 GOP presidential nominee, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has indicated that he will support Trump for president. “It is abundantly clear that former President Trump has earned the requisite support of Republican voters to be our nominee
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Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley dropped out of the Republican presidential nominating contest on Wednesday, announcing the move after a slew of Super Tuesday losses to former President Donald Trump. Out of the 15 states with GOP presidential nominating contests on Tuesday, Haley won just one while Trump won the other
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The classic Hollywood western comes from a simpler time when the wide-open spaces of the media had yet to be settled. You had your local cinema, the radio, and whatever TV stations you could catch with your rabbit ears. Imagine the inconvenience and lack of options in such a barren landscape. Then again, imagine the
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