Wednesday, September 29, 2021 by: Mike Adams
Tags: Anti Christ, booster shots, comedy, COVID, demonic, faked, fakery, hoax, insanity, lunatics, pandemic, Satanic, satire, vaccine wars, vaccines
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Today’s Situation Update podcast (see below) is really an End Times comedy hour, given all the insanity that it covers. One of the big stories is how NY Gov. Hochul is now claiming God created vaccines and wants everybody to be injected with them. Those who don’t take vaccines aren’t listening to God, claims the obviously Satan-infested witch posing as governor.
But the hilarity doesn’t end there, of course. Fake president Biden recently received a fake vaccine booster shot while sitting on a sound stage with a fake Oval Office set constructed behind him, beginning the question: Why do they need to fake the White House for a fake vaccine booster photo op to help push a fake pandemic?
Check out some of the photos from the scene, revealing it was all staged with fake windows and everything:
It begs the question: If Joe Biden (is that even him?) really has access to the White House, why would they have to build a fake one to stage more vaccine propaganda?
Demon witch Hochul claims GOD wants you to take vaccines created from research on aborted human fetal tissue
Getting back to the demon-infested witch-thing known as NY Gov. Hochul — who’s giving Michigan Gov. Whitmer a run for her money in the “dark lord infestation gold medal” category — she took to the podium at a church this last weekend and proceeded to declare that vaccines were God’s gift to humanity while claiming people who don’t take vaccines, “aren’t listening to God and what God wants.”
Here are segments of the transcript from her jaw-dropping speech, courtesy of Information Liberation:
God let you survive this pandemic because he wants you to do great things someday. He let you live through this when so many other people did not and that is also your responsibility…
God did answer our prayers. He made the smartest men and women, the scientists, the doctors, the researchers – he made them come up with a vaccine. That is from God to us and we must say, thank you, God. Thank you. And I wear my ‘vaccinated’ necklace all the time to say I’m vaccinated. All of you, yes, I know you’re vaccinated, you’re the smart ones, but you know there’s people out there who aren’t listening to God and what God wants….
I need you to be my apostles. I need you to go out and talk about it and say, we owe this to each other. We love each other. Jesus taught us to love one another and how do you show that love but to care about each other enough to say, please get the vaccine…
Just wow. So vaccines should be your new god, and Hochul is your Jesus!
If you ever wondered whether the vaccine death cult was really a cult, now you know for sure.
In Alberta, they’ve thrown out all covid testing and now simply declare anyone who’s sick at home to be “covid positive”
In today’s final act of pure comedy, the Chief Health Officer (insert laughter here) of Alberta has now declared that everyone who’s sick from anything yet hasn’t been tested for covid will be declared covid positive anyway.
I mean, why not? It’s all just made-up fiction anyway. The PCR test was a total fraud from the start, so why even bother pretending there’s a PCR test in the first place?
Alberta Chief Health Officer Deena Hinshaw: Going forward, we’re counting all sick people who decline Covid tests as Covid-positive pic.twitter.com/mDZqT030Gh
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 27, 2021
I can’t wait for Deena Hinshaw to soon declare something like, “We can tell people are unclean just by looking at them.” That will probably be the new “consensus science” in about two weeks, and YouTube will ban all videos that disagree with such assertions.
Bovine butt plugs to save the planet… the hilarity never ends
Today’s Situation Update, below, brings you even more hilarity, including Leftists saving the planet by serving as bovine butt plugs to stop all the cow farts that we’re told are destroying the planet. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it…
Also today: Maybe the solution to all this is for We the People to build back BUTTER and stop eating so much margarine. It will make more sense once you hear the podcast…
If you want to get the full dose of today’s comedy, including my South Park impression of Gov. Hochul, give today’s podcast a listen:
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