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Mislav Kolakušić, a member of the European Union parliament, recently offered a prescription for dispensing with the World Health Organization (WHO) at an appearance before the body regarding so-called “pandemic treaties” proposed worldwide to surrender national sovereignty to the organization for Public Health™. Advertisement Croatian MEP, Mislav Kolakušić: “[The WHO] should be declared a terrorist
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You’ve seen the videos all over YouTube. Groups of young people enter a retail store and on a prearranged signal start smashing display cases and grabbing merchandise. “Smash-and-grab” robberies are on the rise, and retail theft in general is out of control, right? Advertisement Retail theft has increased 77% since 2017. But it’s not the
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Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Bindwertha took great pride in finally becoming “Needlewoman to the Yak Lords.”  Impeachment season is upon us. Remember the olden days when impeachment proceedings against the President of the United States were rare?  Advertisement Good times.  There are many who insist that Republicans who
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Israel’s AI targeting program called “Gospel” has created an “assassination factory” in Gaza, warn experts To purportedly help minimize the number of civilian casualties in Gaza, Israel has deployed an artificial intelligence (AI) weapon ironically called “Gospel” that supposedly uses robots to select military targets in Gaza at a rapid pace. Experts warn, however, that
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According to a recent Rasmussen Reports poll, over 20% of people who used mail-in ballots admitted breaking at least one law in the 2020 election. The poll involved 1,085 likely voters. The margin of error is +/- 3 with a 95% confidence level. Advertisement FACT-O-RAMA! Whiny leftist milksops screamed that Donald Trump’s 2016 election victory over
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People will soon be able to pre-order a bizarre alcoholic beverage said to taste — and apparently smell— like the popular Doritos snack chip. “Empirical x Doritos captures all the indulgent flavors of your favorite Nacho Cheese in liquid form,” Empirical states. “The spirit opens with umami and tangy aromas of nacho cheese, moving to
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A Democrat politician in San Francisco claimed that capitalism is to blame for homelessness and said that arresting drug addicts is counterproductive. “I think it’s completely counterproductive to be arresting people for doing drugs, yes,” said San Francisco Supervisor Dean Preston during an interview with UnHerd. “I think that does not. Like, what’s the objective?”
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UFC CEO Dana White told Tucker Carlson that people who view themselves as patriots “should be drinking gallons of Bud Light.” White claimed that such individuals “are way more aligned with Anheuser-Busch than … with other beer companies.” The beer brand faced massive consumer backlash this year after enlisting transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney to promote
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It seems dining halls at Yale University this week allegedly removed the word “Israeli” from the name “Israeli Couscous Salad with Spinach and Tomatoes” — a “popular food item” that’s “been on the menu for years,” according to Libs of TikTok. Of course, Libs of TikTok wondered, “Why would they do that?” An answer may
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The Left is typically opposed to freedom, except on the gravest social issues, like abortion. The freedom to kill a baby is sacrosanct. On Monday night, Rachel Maddow unloaded another pro-abortion rant, flagrantly comparing German and Italian fascists to Supreme Court justices like Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett. The news item inspiring this was the electoral
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Sports Illustrated CEO Ross Levinsohn was fired by the publication’s parent company just two weeks after allegations circulated that the sports website was publishing articles generated by artificial intelligence from authors who didn’t appear to exist. Levinsohn was fired by parent company the Arena Group; he reportedly made the move to “improve the operational efficiency
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