Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Dillabrais had a visceral dislike for what he thought was the unnecessary fussiness that capers brought to the bagel experience.  Advertisement They great thing about weirdness is that it’s flexible: you can get a dose of good weird, or bad weird. Spend enough time

Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont (I) has announced that he is planning to launch a podcast. “I am excited to announce that, this week, I am launching a new podcast. In the first few episodes, we discuss my recent book, It’s Ok to Be Angry About Capitalism. If you’d like a copy of the book,

Bernie Moreno won the Republican U.S. Senate primary in the Buckeye State, defeating Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose and state Sen. Matt Dolan. Moreno will face off against incumbent Democratic Sen. Sherrod Brown later this year. Brown has been serving in the Senate since early 2007 and had previously served in the House of

A couple from Georgia was arrested on a Florida beach after police said they passed out drunk and let their children wander off. The Volusia Sheriff’s Office released body camera footage showing police trying to wake up the two 27-year-olds as they lay on Daytona Beach on Saturday. They were surrounded by empty alcohol containers

Decision Desk HQ has called the Ohio Senate race for businessman Bernie Moreno. Moreno was endorsed by Donald Trump, Rep. Jim Jordan, and Sen. J.D. Vance, and bested his opponents in a three-way contest to win the nomination.  Advertisement With 39% of the vote counted in the Buckeye State, Moreno stands at 48.5%, with state

There will soon be another high-stakes Supreme Court hearing on abortion and the media have already chosen the narrative terrain on which they wish to engage the matter, framing the argument as over access to abortion pills. The most succinct version of this frame comes via Norah O’Donnell on the CBS Evening News:  NORAH O’DONNELL:

Arizona state Sen. Eva Burch, a Democrat, announced during remarks on Monday that her pregnancy was “not viable” and that she planned to have an abortion. “I had my first miscarriage” over “13 years ago, and I have been pregnant many times since then,” she said. “Twice I was lucky enough to successfully carry to

Welcome to another primary Tuesday, or as I’ve taken to calling it, the latest stop on the Trump-Biden Rematch Inevitability Tour. In this week’s episode, Donald Trump and Joe Biden are battling it out with their respective also-rans in five states. Advertisement We’re not expecting any surprises in the presidential contests in Arizona, Florida, Illinois,

Democrat Rep. Dan Kildee of Michigan confirmed Tuesday that his brother had been killed and police have arrested the brother’s son, Kildee’s nephew. Genesee County Sheriff Chris Swanson said in a media briefing that police responded to a domestic violence report at about 3 a.m. Tuesday at a home near Flint in Burt. He said

WARNING: This article contains spoilers for the 2024 movie “Dune: Part Two.” Ever since my little brother gave me a copy of “Dune” some Christmases ago, I’ve been fascinated by the rich, immersive world Frank Herbert created — a clash of religion and culture set against the spice dunes of Arrakis. Herbert takes almost 900

The Supreme Court’s repeal of the Roe v. Wade decision in 2022 was greeted as a calamity by people who champion the right to abortions, which certainly includes the national media. But now National Public Radio found some happy news: the number of abortions in America is up! That’s according to the Guttmacher Institute, a

The Biden administration has done a fantastic job of minimizing and covering up the numerous mistakes and errors in judgment that were made in September 2021 when U.S. forces chaotically withdrew from Afghanistan. Now, the two generals most responsible for the debacle will have to detail the sequence of events that led to the withdrawal.

Veterans Affairs Canada recently released a report detailing their findings from a two-day event titled the 2023 Women and 2SLGBTQI+ Veterans Forum. The lengthy event featured hours upon hours of testimony from different veterans and government employees who gave disparaging reviews of the Canadian Armed Forces and their experiences of alleged discrimination within it. During

An individual who has been accused of home invasion and sexually assaulting two elderly women in Dearborn, Michigan, has been arrested and taken into custody, according to WJBK. The suspect is a 52-year-old male who was reportedly tracked down by the authorities at a motel in Melvindale. He was arrested after police collected evidence and

Stability. Fairness. Safety. Prosperity. These words used to be the lynchpins undergirding the American brand. It was the reason why the best of the best came here to invest, trade, work, and grow. It’s why the World Trade Center was located in New York City. Advertisement When you are the strongest, greatest country in the

Imagine a radical law organization financed by George Soros lurching so far to the left on the free speech issue that it ends up bastardizing the very philosophy of the liberal U.S. Supreme Court associate justice it’s named after. Enter the Brennan Center for Justice. The Brennan Center — which has espoused insane ideas like

An intruder broke into an apartment and assaulted the tenant before leaving the unit and then trying to enter the attached home in Egelston Township, Michigan, early Monday morning, authorities told WOOD-TV. But the homeowner shot the intruder dead, authorities added to the station. What are the details? The ordeal unfolded around 2 a.m. at

Gen Z pop icon Olivia Rodrigo is quickly becoming a household name. Famous for songs like “drivers license,” “good 4 u,” and “deja vu,” the 21-year-old singer is now considered one of the top artists in the world. Unfortunately, Rodrigo, like many Hollywood stars, is using her platform “to shape the minds of her young,

The mystery about what caused severe symptoms to appear in diplomats serving in several parts of the world has deepened. An extensive study by the National Institutes of Health has found no brain injuries in repeated scans of 80 people complaining of Havana Syndrome-related symptoms. Advertisement The 80 diplomats were stationed in Cuba, Austria, China,

Christine Blasey Ford, the woman who rose out of obscurity in a bid to smear and ruin the life of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, was out with a new book (surprise, surprise). Her book tour took her to the set of ABC’s The View on Tuesday, where she was treated to gooey praise

Imagine being not yet seventy years old and being told, not exactly politely, that in the interest of liberalism you have to be put out to pasture. When that message went out to Justice Stephen Breyer in 2021, he was at least over eighty when the leftists told him his time was up on the Supreme

Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Rechmyrand felt that his haiku abilities were at an impasse ever since his unfortunate blowfish incident in Placencia.  Advertisement A frequent lament in recent years is that the Democrats are no longer coy about their disdain for constitutional freedoms. They used to put on

The latest issue of MIT Technology Review, a bi-monthly magazine owned by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, contains a piece by Michal “Mikki” Tal, formerly of Stanford University, discussing immune responses to cancer and Lyme disease, the latter of which looks a whole lot like so-called “Long COVID.” The article explains that after the Wuhan

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida gave a press conference earlier this week warning that the illegal alien migrants heading to the Sunshine State from Haiti are packing heat. In a statement, DeSantis said authorities intercepted a boat carrying 25 illegal aliens from Haiti, all of whom were carrying firearms, drugs and even night vision gear.

The world is watching now the worsening chaos and violence in Haiti. Gangs have hijacked the government, plunging the nation into violent turmoil. Haiti’s Prime Minister Ariel Henry has even tendered his resignation and appealed for calm as the country descends into chaos. “The government that I am leading will resign immediately after the installation

Mexico “still hasn’t seen science” from U.S. proving safety of GMO corn America’s biggest buyer of corn, Mexico, is refusing to import the GMO (genetically engineered) variety because the poisonous “food” is sprayed with toxic glyphosate (Roundup) herbicide. In an official reply to the United States concerning the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA), Mexico argued that the

Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said that he met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and conveyed that a “loan is the most likely path forward” for U.S. aid to Ukraine. “During my meeting with President Zelensky, I informed him that given the crisis at the United States’ southern border and our overwhelming debt,

More than three dozen House Republicans signed onto a letter calling upon colleagues to leverage the power of the purse to fight for border security and against the “radical politicization” of the Pentagon. “How many more millions of illegal aliens must be released into America? How many more American lives must be lost at the

The Guardian is inviting people to detail how the “climate crisis” has impacted their relationships. “As the climate crisis increases the frequency and severity of extreme weather events like floods, heatwaves and storms in Europe, it is also having an emotional impact on people,” the outlet claimed. “We would like to hear how climate change

With The Bloodbath Hoax having been so swiftly and thoroughly debunked, the evening network newscasts had to scramble to find ways to keep this narrative alive. It appears that they’ve settled on wrapping this latest hoax around the Capitol Riot of January 6th, thus magically eliminating the need for context. No surprise here, the most